"And then God opened up the clouds and said 'Jenn, I hate you. I Condemn you to making a REALLY Bad quote page!' "

And so it goes.

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Ok, so that was lame. Eh, if YOU can think of a better opening for a lame quote page, then good for you! Ick. <kills you just for trying to think of a better opening>

ANYWAY, Yea, this is the "Quote Page"  

If you have quotes you wanna add to here or just wanna  harass for having a crappy opening, Email me!

"There is no spoon." - The Matrix

"I will create a monument to non-existence" - Kefka, FF3/6

"Every second of life is another hour of death" - Someone in my creative writing class

"Wanking: Rubbing thy hand quickly across thy reproductive organ" - Eric

"I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals, but because i hate plants" - Dunno?

"Use a sick day? I save those for when I'm well." - The Falcuty (sp?)

I'll think of more later. My coffee-lackness is hurting me thinking.